probablyfunrpgideas:

dgcakes:

probablyfunrpgideas:

probablyfunrpgideas:

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex…

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex…

I see somebody hit level 14

This is the best response I’ve ever seen

csny:

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

unniebeans:

vampireautism:

vampireautism:

also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july “gay wrath month” or saying “we deserve a second one” it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.

hello! reblog this version instead!

Hello! Disabled person here. Did you know those of us declared legally disabled and collect SSI and benefits are barred from getting married? Yep! I’m also queer so this isn’t hate at all, it’s a call to action: if you love marriage equality, come help us fight for ours.

Marriage Equality – Center for Disability Rights

Marriage Equality – Center for Disability Rights

cdrnys.org

spicymochi:

neapolitan mice cream cones

procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

transmeowgynistic:

Peer reviewed tags from Misterghostfrog

visceralcoma:

kodzuken-sweetbea:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

zant:

uprising-trolls:

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

clambuoyance:

foreverial:

face wise, i’m gay hot but i’m straight mid. it’s not that men have lower standards, it’s that women rhese rays ronly rant ruys rho rook rike rimothee rhalamet. rut roh. rhe ransformation rotion ris rorking

sketiana:

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

doing research on people’s preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i’m including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don’t think i can include this specific response

I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

wickedwonderlandd:

stinkysweatymothgirl:

bimihai:

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

They found love between a rock and a hard place

marigoldmagpies:

Hi everyone new to tumblr!! Here’s a quick tip to make your time here more enjoyable!!

 Go into your settings, go to dashboard, turn off “best stuff first”, “stuff in your orbit”, “based on your likes”, and turn ON “snooze tumblr live” (its shit and we all hate it)

Go to blogs (below gifts in the setting), and turn off “share likes” and “share who you follow”. Basically everyone does this and tbh its weirder to see people’s likes than not on this site

and finally!! Do not be afraid to block people!! Bad opinion? Blocked. Bad vibes? Blocked. Curate your blog and dash into something YOU enjoy.